Worry about people who dress up cats. Trip to the beach? No Comment! 

You know ME – (almost typed ‘ME-OW’…:-)…the World’s Biggest Cat Lover…or at least the Tallest, Skinniest Cat Lover!

Just one question: How can such beautiful, affectionate creatures create a SMELL that makes being downwind from nuclear fallout seem like ‘tiptoeing through the tulips’?!?

The Future – er, the CAT is so bright, I GOTTA WEAR SHADES! 

My cats are ALSO good at ’sleeping in formation’! 

I deem this; Mardi Gras Cat! 

Why – and HOW is it; cats who HATE water – LOVE fish? God’s lil joke..:-) 

Just POUR YOURSELF anywhere and get comfy… 

Yeah..exciting…hmmm…could use a catnip buzz for this to work… 

Well I told that cat to CLEAN UP YOUR ACT! And don’t mix whites w/solids! 

This is where the word “begrudging” came from. 

“Let them – er, ah THE CAT eat cake!” 

Takes care of the Wild Kingdom part of the show! Alright you cool Cats – see you on the radio at 2!